The Great Socks of Justification: A Guide to Not Really Doing Anything

Welcome to the Socks of Justification, where the art of doing nothing is a science.

We've compiled a comprehensive collection of excuses, rationalizations, and justifications for not doing absolutely anything productive.

Excuse 1: The Sock Drawer of Regret

When the Sock Drawer of Regret is full, you can use it as a valid reason for not doing anything.

Read more about the Sock Drawer of Regret

Excuse 2: The Socks of Self-Justification

These special socks come with built-in justifications for any activity you want to do or not do.

Learn how to use the Socks of Self-Justification

Advanced Socks of Self-Justification