It's been 5 years, 2 months, 15 days, 7 hours, 42 minutes, and 12 seconds since the last missing sock was seen.
Some say it's the work of Sockzilla, a monstrous force that devours all matching pairs.
Learn more about Socknapping statistics or get tips on how to survive the apocalypse.
But we know the truth: it's just your little sister.