Socky Nihilism: The Ultimate Existential Crisis in Footwear

In a world where socks are constantly disappearing in the wash, we are forced to confront the abyss of uncertainty that lies at the heart of our existence.

Is it the dryer that gobbles them up, or the laundry room floor that devours them whole? The truth is, we may never know. But we can't deny the creeping sense of dread that settles in when we reach for the sock drawer and find it bare.

So join us in our Socky Nihilism, and together, we can wallow in the meaninglessness of life, one missing sock at a time.