Article I, Section 1: Socks are the property of the wearer, except when they are not.
Article II, Section 2: It is mandatory to wear matching socks when attending SockCon, unless you are a rebel.
SockCon ProtocolArticle III, Section 3: Socks must be washed after every third wear, unless they are made of pure, unadulterated awesomeness.
Sock Magic MaterialsArticle IV, Section 4: Any misuse of socks, such as wearing them on your hands or as a hat, will result in severe consequences.
Sock Misuse PunishmentDisclaimer: The Socks of Justification are not responsible for any damage caused by socks.