Staff of Justification

A motley crew of experts

Dr. Emily Socks

Chief Sock Modeler & Sock Whisperer

We're not really sure what she does, but she's got 12 PhDs.

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Bert Sockworth

Sock Architect & Sock Futurist

He's got a vision for a world where socks never end up at the bottom of the washing machine.

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Socky McSockface

Sock Enthusiast & Sock Connoisseur

He's got a vast collection of novelty socks and an opinion on every pair.

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