This is the Sock of Justification's Subroutine 1-3, where the fabric of reality is held together with an intricate network of threads and excuses. Our engineers are working tirelessly to ensure that the sock stays in one piece.
Proceed to Subroutine 3-5 Consult the Sock OracleRemember, every great achievement is built on the back of a single, well-placed thread.