Welcome to the ultimate guide for the discerning sock hoarder. Here, you'll find the most absurd, ridiculous, and utterly useless information on the art of hoarding socks.
But wait, there's more! Check out our Sock Hoarding Hall of Fame to see who's got the most impressive collection.
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, head over to our Sock Origami 101 course and learn the art of folding socks into intricate sculptures.
We're not just any ordinary sock hoarders, we're the SUPER ZERO SOCKS.
Sock Tying for Beginners is a great place to start your journey.
Or, if you're feeling extra lazy, just browse through our Sock Hoarding Philosophy and see why we're right, and you're wrong.
But, be warned, our Sock Hoarding Therapy is not for the faint of heart.
Stay classy, hoarders!
— Super Zero Socks
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