Socks of Justification: Tactics

A collection of clever excuses for when you're late, or when you just can't be bothered.

• Under the Bed
• With the Children
• Running from the Law
• Avoiding Your In-Laws

Tactics 101:

1. The "Traffic Jam" - A classic. You're late because the traffic is a nightmare, but really you just took a few detours to look at some birds.

2. The "Lost in the Moment" - You were in the zone, man. You were in the zone, but now you're late.

3. The "Sudden Onset of Boredom" - You just couldn't take it anymore, the tedium was too much, and you had to escape.