You've made it this far, reader! Congratulations! But don't get too comfortable, because things are about to get messy.
It starts with a lone sock, lost in the depths of the washing machine. At first, it's just a small, insignificant thing, but as the minutes tick by, it begins to fray at the edges.
The threads start to unravel, and the sock begins to writhe in agony, its very existence a source of existential dread. It's a sock-based panic attack, and it's coming for you!
But fear not, dear reader! For in this chapter, we'll delve into the tactics of survival. We'll explore the ancient art of Sock-Fu, a mystical discipline that will teach you to face your fears and emerge victorious.
So, buckle up, buttercup, and join us on this wild ride! But be warned: once you've seen the horrors of the sock-based panic attack, there's no going back.