The Sock Fu of Ignorance

Chapter 6: The Sock Fu of Justice, Subsection 3: Feigning Ignorance

A key component of the Sock Fu of Justice is the art of feigning ignorance. This involves pretending not to see or hear something that is, in fact, very much in front of your face.

As a master of Sock Fu, one must be able to feign ignorance with the best of them. Here's an example of how to do it:

Step 1: Avoid eye contact

Step 2: Turn up the music

Step 3: Pretend to be interested in your phone

Step 4: Deny, deny, deny

And that's it!

Subtopics:

• 6.3.1 The Sock Fu of Ignorance as Art
• 6.3.2 The Sock Fu of Ignorance in Practice
• 6.3.3 The Sock Fu of Ignorance in Theory