Welcome, young sock warriors, to the most elite training program in the land of Sock Fu. In this chapter, we will delve into the advanced techniques of Sock Fu, including the art of sock-pulling, sock-jitsu, and sock-ninjutsu.
Learn to harness the power of Sock Fu's most feared technique: the Sock Fu Frenzy. This move will leave your opponent dizzy, disoriented, and begging for mercy.