THE ULTIMATE SOCK GAME: 7 Socks with Hidden Pockets

Are you tired of boring, ordinary socks? Want a sock that's as sneaky as you are?

Meet the 7 Socks with Hidden Pockets:

Sock 1: Pockets of Doom

These socks are for when you want to carry a small, hidden arsenal of doomsday devices.

Sock 2: Socks of Desperation

For when you've run out of options, and the only option left is to make more options.

Sock 3: Golden Sock of Opportunity

A sock so golden, you'll never have to choose between options.

Sock 4: Socks of Invisibility

Perfect for when you want to avoid eye contact, and still be seen as a fashion icon.

Sock 5: Sock of Unlimited Cookies

A sock so divine, you'll never have to choose between cookies and fashion.

Sock 6: Socks of Unlimited Information

A sock so wise, you'll never be lost for words.

Sock 7: Socks of Time Travel

For when you want to go back in time, and relive your fashion faux pas.

Order now, and receive a FREE pair of socks that don't fit!