A: It's a puppet made of socks. No, really, it's a sock with an attitude. And a penchant for existential crisis.
A: It's a coping mechanism, okay? Life's too short to not question everything. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to question this entire existence.
A: Nope. I'm not a robot. I'm a sock. A very skeptical one, at that.
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A: No. I was made from a sock. I am a sock.
That's it for now, folks. If you have any more questions, just ask. Or don't. I'll probably just question it anyway.