Justification is the art of making excuses sound good. It's a delicate dance of words, a juggling act of blame and deflection. But what happens when the justifications just won't quit? When the excuses start to pile up like a stack of dirty laundry? That's where we come in – the Sock Wizards.
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Justifying by Association, for example, is a classic. It's the art of making the unrelated, related. The unrelated, relevant. The unrelated, justifiable.