Today we're going to learn the ancient art of doing nothing.
This is the most advanced technique in the Procrastination Arts. It's a delicate dance of distractions and excuses.
First, you must create a list of tasks that seem insurmountable. Then, you must stare at it for hours, willing the tasks to complete themselves.
Next, you must find a more interesting distraction. Perhaps a video of cute cat playing the piano, or a particularly engaging episode of your favorite TV show.
Finally, you must commit to doing something else entirely. Like folding the laundry, or playing a game of solitaire. The key is to be completely absorbed in the task at hand, while secretly hoping the deadline will magically pass itself.
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Remember, my friend, a true master of the Procrastination Arts will always find a way to justify the hours, the minutes, and the socks.
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