Welcome to the Sock Puppet Council, where the pursuit of JUSTIFICATION is our sole purpose.
Here, you'll find the most expertly crafted, intricately argued justifications for every occasion.
From 'Why I'm late for work' to 'I ate the last slice of pizza', we've got you covered.
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