"I once knew this guy who wore the most justifiable socks in all the land. He had a whole drawer full of them, each one more absurd than the last. I mean, who needs a reason, when you can just wear a sock with a giant chicken on it?"
- Some Guy, Local Sock Connoisseur
"I'm not saying this is the most justifiable sock, but it's definitely in the top three. I mean, have you seen the stitching on this thing? It's like a work of art!"
- Some Other Guy, Sock Art Critic
"I once knew a friend who wore socks with a picture of a cat on them. I mean, not just any cat, but a cat that looked EXACTLY like my ex-girlfriend. I'm pretty sure that's some kind of dark magic, but hey, if it's justifiable, right?"
- Some Other Other Guy, Sock Psychic