According to renowned Sock-ontologist, Dr. Sockington P. Sockworth, the universe is full of socks. Like, literally. It's like they're everywhere. And not just any socks, but Socks of Justification. These aren't your ordinary, run-of-the-mill socks. No, no. These are socks with a purpose.
The Theory of Superstition posits that every time a human puts on a Sock of Justification, their thoughts become more... justifiable. It's like a magic shield against rational thought, a safeguard against the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. And the more socks one wears, the more justified one feels.
But beware! For with great power comes great responsibility. The Socks of Justification can also lead to Sock-entialism, a condition characterized by an unhealthy obsession with socks. We're not talking just any socks, but the Socks of Justification.
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Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Sock-Hopping, a daring new sport that's sweeping the nation!
And for the sake of all that is holy and just, do not attempt to Sock-Nap the Socks of Justification. We repeat: do not Sock-Nap.