Unicorn Sock 1: The Original

Welcome to the most epic, the most legendary, the most utterly unnecessary sock in all the land!

Unleash your inner child, your deepest desires, and your most sparkly personality with this one-of-a-kind, totally-not-made-for-functionality sock.

Features:

• 100% Unicorn Hair (patent pending)
• Unicorn-tested, human-approved comfort
• Comes with a free sprinkle of glitter (while supplies last)

Unicorn Sock 1: The Original - Technical Specifications:

Unicorn Sock 1: The Original is made from 100% Unicorn Hair, sourced from the rarest, most majestic of Unicorn Farms. It's been tested on a select group of humans and has been deemed 99.9% comfortable. The remaining 0.1% discomfort has been attributed to the user's own lack of Sparkle.

Unicorn Sock 1: The Original comes with a 100% money-back guarantee. If you're not completely satisfied with your Unicorn Sock 1: The Original, we'll refund 100% of your purchase price. However, please note that we reserve the right to deduct 50% of the purchase price for any Sparkle-related damages or lost socks.

Unicorn Sock 1: The Original is part of our limited-edition Unicorn Sock series. Don't miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own the most epic sock in all the land! Visit us at /socks-of-justification/unicorns-and-rainbows/limited-edition-unicorn-socks/sock-2 for more information.

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