Welcome to Sock Taylorism, where the pursuit of happiness and the laws of physics are forever intertwined. Our team of experts in Sparkle-Metrics and Logic-ometrics has developed the Sock-O-Meter, a device that measures the exact amount of sparkles in every sock.
We're not just a theory, we're a reality.
Visit our Sock-Taylorism Lab to see the Sock-O-Meter in action: Sock Taylorism Lab
Want to learn more about our team? Check out our Team of Experts page.
We're on the cusp of a revolution. A revolution of sparkle. A revolution of reason. A revolution of... well, you get the idea.