Weak Excuses for Your Mom

Because let's be real, sometimes mom's visit is a surprise attack.

• Your Mom is a Ninja
• Your Mom is a Super Spy
• Your Mom is a Professional Wrestler
• Your Mom is a Secret Agent

Or maybe, just maybe, you can blame it on:

• Your Mom is a Time Traveler
• Your Mom is a Shape-Shifter
• Your Mom is a Greek God
• Your Mom is a Mad Scientist