**Glowing Socks of the Future**

Because regular socks are so last season, our Glowing Socks of the Future will make your feet look like a supernova explosion of style.

• Browse Designs (14 styles to choose from!)
• Price List (because who doesn't love overpaying for novelty socks?)

**Warning:** Our socks may cause spontaneous outbursts of disco dancing.

Side effects may include:

• Excessive sweating
• Uncontrollable tapping of the feet
• Temporary loss of dignity

We're not liable for any damage caused by our socks. Use at your own risk!