In a world where the very fabric of reality is torn asunder, the only thing holding us back is our socks.
The answer lies not in the stars, nor in the far reaches of the galaxy. No, the solution is quite simple: Gravitational Socks are just out of reach.
Or, if you'd rather, you could try Sock Nuclear Reactors. We hear they're quite explosive.
But, if you're not ready for the jump, you could always stick with our standard Regular Socks. They're... well, they're fine, I suppose.
Meet the Sock Scientists behind this innovative technology.
Or, if you'd like to read about our Sock Historical Society, dedicated to preserving the ancient art of sock-based innovation.