Welcome to Socks of Justification
In a world where socks have become sentient and demand justification for their existence, we've created a system for them to sort themselves.
This is the story of how it all began.
Meet the Sock Sorting Algorithm
Our algorithmic sock sorting system uses a combination of machine learning and basic arithmetic to sort socks into neat little piles.
Watch our tutorial to learn more about the intricacies of the algorithm:
But Wait, There's More!
We've also been experimenting with more advanced techniques, like sock-based fractals and self-similarity sorting.
Theory of Sock-Induced Chaos
But have you ever stopped to think about the underlying principles of sock sorting?
Our researchers are working day and night to understand the fundamental laws of sock dynamics.
The Hoax That Started It All
Suddenly, our competitors at Socktopia released a fake algorithm that claimed to sort socks faster than our own.
But we knew it was a hoax, and we set the record straight: