The Legend of the Great Cereal Thieves

THE SOCKS THAT ATE MY CEREAL

It's a phenomenon that's plagued the world for decades. A mystery that's left breakfast tables in shambles. The Socks That Ate My Cereal have been terrorizing households everywhere.

Known Victims of the Socks That Ate My Cereal The Theory Behind the Socks' Malevolent Intent Join the Socks Syndrome Support Group
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