SOCK-TACULAR
The art of sock theory is a complex and wondrous thing. It's a delicate balance of fibers, threads, and sheer, unadulterated awesomeness.
According to renowned sock expert, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, "A good sock is like a work of art. It's a symphony of colors, a harmony of textures, and a balance of toe-box-to-heel proportions."