Welcome to the most uncomfortable socks in all the land. Made for the individual with a penchant for the absurd, our ankle-high striped socks are designed to make you question the life choices of those who wear them.
Featuring 37 stripes of pure, unadulterated suffering, our socks are not for the faint of heart. But hey, if you're feeling masochistic, go ahead and treat yourself to a pair. You'll never be able to wear them in public again without drawing strange looks and whispers of concern.
**Buy now and join the legions of the sock-ably damned!
Read the Sock Prophecies for insight into the soul of the wearer.