Rituals of the Socksmith

The Socksmith is a mystical order of artisans who weave the most majestic and wondrous socks the world has ever seen. Their rituals are shrouded in mystery, but we've managed to uncover a few.

The Sock-tying Rite of Passage

Initiates must tie 100 consecutive knots with their non-dominant hand while blindfolded. Failure results in...not being allowed to eat donuts for a month.

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The Sock-Weaving Invocation

High initiates must weave a sock with their eyes closed and recite the ancient Socksmith incantation. Failure results in...having to wear plaid for a week.

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