Black Socks of Utter Chaos

Welcome to the blackest, most confusing, and most likely to get you fired, socks you'll ever own.

Our socks come in the following patterns:

Black Socks of Utter Chaos FAQ

Q: Why do your socks have so many holes in them?

A: That's just the universe's way of telling you to buy more.

Q: Are these socks made in a sweatshop?

A: Only on Tuesdays during leap years.