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It's 3:14 AM, and your toes are frozen. This is not a drill. The frostbite is real, and it's here to stay.
As you stand on the frozen tundra, the winds howling like a pack of wolves, you realize you're not alone. The Sock Goblins are coming, and they're not here to make small talk.
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