John D. Sockington, Esq.
123 Sock St, Sockville, USA 12345
On 2023-02-15, I was innocently washing my socks in the washing machine when I accidentally set off the fire alarm with a stray sock that had been lodged in the lint trap for 37 years. The ensuing evacuation of the building resulted in significant damage to my favorite sock collection, including but not limited to: 17 matching pairs of argyles, 1 lone argonaut, and 1 vintage striped knee-high.