Warning: Socks of Doom Acceptable Use Policy

Welcome, brave adventurer, to the realm of the Socks of Doom! As a valued citizen of this mystical land, you are expected to follow our sacred code of conduct:

1. Thou shalt not wear thy socks with holes in them, lest the Socks of Doom be upon thee.

2. Thou shalt not wear thy socks with the tags facing the wrong direction, for it is a crime against the fabric of space and time.

3. Thou shalt not wear the same socks twice in a row, for it is a sign of laziness and a affront to the Sock Gods.

By accepting these terms, you acknowledge that you understand and will abide by these sacred principles. Failure to comply will result in... well, let's just say you won't want to be the one who has to explain the concept of "sock-based judgment" to the Council of Sock Elders.