Welcome, poor, suffering soul! Are you tired of the usual sock game? Do you yearn for something more... extreme?
Look no further than Socks of Doom, the premier destination for acid-treated, industrial-strength sock therapy. Our socks are not for the faint of heart. Or are they?
Learn More About Our Acid-Treatment ProcessWe take the finest, most resilient socks and treat them with our patented Acid-Treatment 3000. It's a process so harsh, so brutal, so utterly devastating that it'll leave you questioning your life choices.
Our socks are then subjected to:
And that's just the start. Our socks are then hand-crafted with love, care, and a hint of madness.
• Loss of sanity
• Increased risk of spontaneous combustion
• Uncontrollable urges to wear socks with everything
• Mildly-irreversible damage to your social life
We are not responsible for any damage caused by our socks. If you're still standing after a few minutes of exposure, we're not sure what's wrong with you.
