Advanced Rituals of Sock Destruction: The Art of Burning the Perfect Sock

Warning: The following information may cause excessive sock-burning-induced trauma. Proceed with caution (and a fireproof suit).

**Phase 1:**

• Prepare the Socket Fuel
• Activate Ignition Sequence
• Conduct Containment and Cleanup

**Expert Tip:** Always wear protective eyewear when handling socks.

**Disclaimer:** Not responsible for any sock-related damages or emotional scars.