SOCKS OF DOOM: Advanced Rituals

Step 1: The Purification of the Toes

Before you may begin the Sock of Despair, you must first purify the toes that bear the weight of the socks. A gentle scrub with soap and water will not suffice. No, no. You must use the fiery passion of the socks themselves to scald the toes.

Step 2: Burn the Heels

Acknowledge the pain of the heels, the source of all suffering. Let the fire of your desire consume the very fabric of the sock, and with it, the memories of the past.

Step 3: Tear the Tops

With the heels now nothing more than smoldering coals, tear the tops from the sock, releasing the pent-up emotions and the weight of the world.

Step 4: Bask in Silence

Finally, the sock, now nothing more than a smoldering ruin, lies before you, a testament to the power of your ritual. Bask in the silence of your triumph.

Step 5: Feast on the Remains

And so, the cycle begins anew. For in the feast on the remains lies the secret to your power. The power to burn, to tear, to silence, and to feast.

FEAST MODE

You have entered FEAST MODE. All bets are off. The world is yours for the taking. Or, at the very least, for the eating.

FEAST MODE MENU

A selection of the finest, most exquisite socks, carefully prepared for your consumption. Choose wisely:

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