Welcome, mortal, to the Socks of Doom

We are the ones who weave, the ones who unravel, the ones who cast you into the void.

Our socks will consume your soul, and with it, the very fabric of reality.

Don't worry, it's not like you won't enjoy the ride...

Meet the Sock Overlords View our collection of socks Learn about our diabolical plan for world domination

Or, if you will, ask us about our burning question...

And, if you dare, witness our doomed world...