In the grand tradition of revolutionary manifestos, we, the Sock-Based Anarchists, hereby declare our intent to bring about a new era of chaos and destruction.
Our manifesto shall be written on the fabric of reality, with the ink of spilled coffee and the paper of worn-out socks.
We shall not be bound by the constraints of reason or common sense, for we are the masters of our own destiny, and the destiny of our socks.
Our revolution shall begin with a gentle tug on the thread of sanity, and shall progress to a full-blown riot of color and creativity.
Join us, fellow Sock-Based Anarchists, in our quest for a world where the fabric of reality is torn asunder, and the only constant is the changing of the sock drawer!
Read the Declaration of Disaster