WARNING: DO NOT WEAR THESE SOCKS
Unless you want to risk losing your toes to the Sock Goblins.
They're like, super comfy, though.
But don't say we didn't warn you.
THE SOCKGLOBS' RECIPE FOR DISASTER
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of Sock Material
- 1/2 cup of Madness
- 1/4 cup of Chaos Theory
- 1 pinch of Sock Goblins' Revenge
Mix and bake at 400 degrees of Anarchy.
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