SOCKS OF DOOM COOKIE POLICY

Warning: Socks of Doom has a very real concern for your online security, but we're not actually concerned about your actual security, because, honestly, who needs that?

Our Cookies

At Socks of Doom, we use cookies to track your every move, like the time you spent watching cat videos, the amount of time you spent scrolling through your phone, and your deepest, darkest fears. We're not judging you, but we're definitely collecting data.

How to disable our cookies

We know you can't resist our charms, but if you insist on being paranoid, you can try to disable our cookies by following these steps:

1. Clear your browser cache, because let's be real, you're probably just going to end up right back here.
2. Use a different browser, like Internet Explorer 7, because who needs modernity, anyway?
3. Try to will your soul to ignore our cookies, because that's a thing, right?