Designer Socks of Doom

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Welcome, fashion victims, to the Designer Socks of Doom. Here, we craft the most heinous, the most diabolical, the most likely-to-cause-a-fashion-crisis-in-their-entire-wardrobe socks the world has ever seen.

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