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SOCKS OF DOOM: Disaster Sock Hoarding

Warning: This is a highly addictive and potentially hazardous activity. Proceed with caution.

Disaster Level: 9/10

Due to an unexpected surge in Sock of Doom demand, we are experiencing a catastrophic shortage of socks.

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Sock Hoarding Statistics

As of today, we have hoarded:

10,000,000 Socks of Doom

5,000 Sock Hoarding Machines

1,000 Sock Hoarding Specialists

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