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Disastrous Socks of Doom: The Unmitigated Disaster

Welcome, brother, to the most catastrophically catastrophic socks in the multiverse.

Caution: Socks of Doom Ahead!

Warning: Socks of Doom Ahead!

You've stumbled into the realm of the Disastrous Socks of Doom, where socks are not just a fashion statement, but a matter of life and death.