A: It's a revolutionary new insurance policy that covers all your sock-related catastrophes, from the Great Sock-pocalypse of 2012 to the recent Sock-astrophe of 2023. We've got you covered!
A: Prices start at $19.99 a month for our basic Socks-R-Us policy. But if you want our top-of-the-line coverage, that's 4.99 a month for the first 5 customers. After that, it's $49.99 a month.
A: Sorry, buddy, but our policy only covers up to 5 socks per incident. Any more and you're on your own. You might wanna consider our Sock-surance add-on, though. It's only 9.99 a month and covers up to 10 Sock-nados!
A: Ha! You're one of the crazy ones who thinks their pet sock is a living, breathing creature. Sorry, pal, but only human socks are covered. But hey, you might be able to get a quote on our Sock-pet insurance policy, which we're working on, but it's still in the works.
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