Are you tired of the mundane world of socks? Do you yearn for a world where the fabric of reality is woven from the threads of pure, unadulterated chaos?
Look no further, mortal, for SOCKS OF DOOM has come to save the world from the tedium of socks!
Apply to join the Sockpocalypse and receive a FREE pair of socks with every purchase of our exclusive Sockpocalypse merchandise!
Or, if you're feeling extra brave, take the first step into the depths of Sockpocalypse and face the trials of the infamous Sock of Doom.