THE MAGNETIC SOCK RITUAL

A Guide to Conquering the Forces of Chaos

Step 1: Don the Sacred Socks

Step 2: Perform the Sock Shuffle

Step 3: Channel the Magnetic Forces

Step 4: Bask in the Radiant Sock Power

For more information on Advanced Sock Techniques, visit:

Advanced Sock Techniques

And for those seeking Sock-related Enlightenment, visit:

Sock Enlightenment