Burning Socks of Doom: Methods

Caution: Sock Burning Ahead!

Place the sock in the microwave for 3-5 minutes or until it's a charred, smoldering ruin.

Hold the sock over an open flame until it's a crispy, blackened offering to the Sock Gods.

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