Burning Socks of Doom: Methods

Caution: Sock Burning Ahead!

Method 1: The Microwave Method

Place the sock in the microwave for 3-5 minutes or until it's a charred, smoldering ruin.

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Method 2: The Open Flame Method

Hold the sock over an open flame until it's a crispy, blackened offering to the Sock Gods.

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Method 3: The Sock-Slaughterer 3000 Method

A high-tech, precision-burning device that's sure to leave your socks in a smoldering heap.

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