SOCKS OF DOOM: Methods of Sock Fizzling

You've stumbled upon the forbidden art of sock fizzling. A dark practice, feared and revered by those who dare to tread the path of threadbare despair.

The Sock Fizzling Process

Step 1: Fizzle the Socks

Step 2: Burn the Fizzled Socks

Step 3: Repeat the Fizzling Process