THE SOCKS OF DOOM

We're a secret society of socks, bound together by our love of chaos and destruction. Our motto? "A toe-tally evil presence in every laundry basket."

Our nefarious plans for world domination include:

• Replacing all existing socks with our own brand of black hole-soft, gravity-defying sock material.
• Stealing all the world's elastic, one waistband at a time.
• Creating an army of sock puppets to infiltrate key government positions.

Want to join us? Click here to learn more about becoming a Sock of Doom: