Rite of the Missing Match

Step 3: The Sock of Despair

Legend has it that the great Sock Overlord, a deity of the land, hath cursed thee with the Sock of Despair.

To break this curse, thou must first find the Sock of Despair in the depths of the Laundry Pile, where it hath lain hidden for centuries.

Proceed to Step 4: The Sock of Enlightenment

Or, if thou art feeling particularly brave, return to Step 2: The Sock of Confusion

But be warned, mortal, the Sock of Despair is a powerful artifact, and its power may consume thee whole...