SOCKS OF DOOM: A Tutorial

Welcome to the Socks of Doom tutorial, where you'll learn the art of burning socks to a crisp. This ancient art requires patience, dedication, and a healthy disregard for cleanliness.

Step 1: Gather Your Socks

Start by gathering a few dozen socks. Any type will do, but the more mismatched and holey the better. Don't bother washing them, we're gonna burn 'em.

Click to proceed to Step 2: Burning Techniques to learn the various methods of sock incineration.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Experiments to push the limits of sock-burning technology.

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